Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Rhodes Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Rhodes
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Rhodes "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Rhodes
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Rhodes Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Rhodes
Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Rhodes "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Rhodes
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Rhodes I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Rhodes
Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Rhodes I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Rhodes
"Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Rhodes "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Rhodes
What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Rhodes "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Rhodes
"For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Rhodes Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Rhodes
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Rhodes "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Rhodes
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Rhodes How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Rhodes
