No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Travel and Tourism Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Travel and Tourism
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Travel and Tourism
"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Travel and Tourism For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Travel and Tourism I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Travel and Tourism
Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Travel and Tourism
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Travel and Tourism "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Travel and Tourism
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Travel and Tourism Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism
Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Travel and Tourism Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Travel and Tourism
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism
To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Travel and Tourism
