"Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Evros Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Evros
"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Evros "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Evros
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Evros There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Evros
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Evros I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Evros
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Evros Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Evros
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Evros The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Evros
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Evros "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Evros
"That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Evros Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Evros
"By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Evros "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Evros
The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Evros He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Evros
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Evros An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Evros
