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"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Business and Economy The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Business and Economy
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Business and Economy There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy
If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Business and Economy "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy
"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Business and Economy "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Business and Economy
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Business and Economy Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Business and Economy
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Business and Economy When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Business and Economy
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Business and Economy He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy
"Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Business and Economy My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Business and Economy
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Business and Economy There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Business and Economy
In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Business and Economy I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Business and Economy
