The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Travel and Tourism Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Travel and Tourism
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Travel and Tourism The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Travel and Tourism
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Travel and Tourism Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Travel and Tourism
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Travel and Tourism A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Travel and Tourism
"Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Travel and Tourism
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Travel and Tourism
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Travel and Tourism We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Travel and Tourism
"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Travel and Tourism Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Travel and Tourism All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Travel and Tourism
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Travel and Tourism "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Travel and Tourism
