Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Lodging Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Lodging
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Lodging "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Lodging
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Lodging Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Lodging
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Lodging "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Lodging
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Lodging "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Lodging
"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Lodging "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Lodging
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Lodging Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Lodging
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Lodging Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Lodging
"Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Lodging The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Lodging
Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Lodging Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Lodging
"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Lodging Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Lodging
