A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Car Rentals The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Car Rentals
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Car Rentals I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Car Rentals
"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Car Rentals He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Car Rentals
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Car Rentals "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
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-- Benjamin Disraeli Car Rentals
"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Car Rentals Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Car Rentals
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
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-- Lana Turner Car Rentals Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Car Rentals
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Car Rentals The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Car Rentals
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Car Rentals There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Car Rentals
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Car Rentals Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Car Rentals
"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Car Rentals One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Car Rentals
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Car Rentals "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Car Rentals
