"The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Real Estate Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
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-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
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-- Oliver Herford "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
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-- P. J "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Real Estate If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
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-- Honore de Balzac Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
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-- Gen. George "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Real Estate "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Real Estate
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but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
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-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
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--Loesje "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Real Estate
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Real Estate They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Real Estate
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-- Anonymous "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
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-- George Bernard Shaw Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Real Estate The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Real Estate
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Real Estate The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Real Estate
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
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-- Oscar Wilde Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
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--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Real Estate
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Real Estate "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Real Estate
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
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-- Orison Swett Marden When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Real Estate What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Real Estate
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-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
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-- Barbara Howar Real Estate A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Real Estate
