"To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
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forever, Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Real Estate
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Real Estate Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Real Estate
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Real Estate There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Real Estate
The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Real Estate This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Real Estate
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Real Estate If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
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-- Rebecca West, "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Real Estate
If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Real Estate Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Real Estate
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Real Estate "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Real Estate
"Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Real Estate "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
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Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Real Estate I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Real Estate
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Real Estate "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Real Estate
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Real Estate "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Real Estate
