You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Transportation The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Transportation
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Transportation Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Transportation
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Transportation One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Transportation
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Transportation To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Transportation
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Transportation "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Transportation
Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Transportation We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Transportation
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Transportation CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Transportation
Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Transportation It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Transportation
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Transportation If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Transportation
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Transportation "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Transportation
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Transportation After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Transportation
