Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Travel and Tourism
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Travel and Tourism He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Travel and Tourism Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Travel and Tourism
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Travel and Tourism Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Travel and Tourism
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Travel and Tourism
ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Travel and Tourism
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Travel and Tourism He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Travel and Tourism
Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Travel and Tourism The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Travel and Tourism
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Travel and Tourism
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Travel and Tourism Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Travel and Tourism
