If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Real Estate Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Real Estate
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Real Estate The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Real Estate
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Real Estate How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Real Estate
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Real Estate "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Real Estate
"Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Real Estate "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Real Estate
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Real Estate Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Real Estate
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Real Estate Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Real Estate
"So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Real Estate A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Real Estate
In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Real Estate In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Real Estate
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Real Estate The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Real Estate
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Real Estate I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Real Estate
