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"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Boating Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Boating
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Boating The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Boating
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Boating If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Boating
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Boating Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Boating
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Boating I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Boating
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Boating History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Boating
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Boating Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Boating
Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Boating Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Boating
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Boating Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Boating
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Boating No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Boating
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Boating The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Boating
