There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Lodging "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lodging
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Lodging Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Lodging
"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Lodging I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lodging
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Lodging Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Lodging
"Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Lodging Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Lodging
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Lodging Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Lodging
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Lodging The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Lodging
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Lodging "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Lodging
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Lodging Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Lodging
"Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Lodging For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Lodging
Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Lodging Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Lodging
