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-- Peter The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
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-- Iris Murdoch In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
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-- David Deckert Real Estate There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
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-- Antonio Machado "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
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- Robert Frost Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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-- Tom Clancy It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Real Estate
It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
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-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
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- Plato The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Real Estate Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
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-- Tallulah Bankhead Epperson's law:
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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
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-- Arthur Schoperhauer An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Real Estate
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-- Sigmund Freud Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
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-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Real Estate
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-- John Donne Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
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-- Anonymous I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
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-- Sydney Smith Real Estate
To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
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shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Real Estate There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
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-- Woody Allen Real Estate
"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Real Estate It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
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-- Rogers Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
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I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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-- Ellen DeGeneres If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
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-- Abraham Lincoln For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Real Estate
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Real Estate Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Real Estate
"Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
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-- Lynn Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
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-- H. L. Mencken Real Estate "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Real Estate
