A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Travel and Tourism "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Travel and Tourism
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Travel and Tourism They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Travel and Tourism
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Travel and Tourism "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Travel and Tourism
I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Travel and Tourism I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Travel and Tourism
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Travel and Tourism Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Travel and Tourism
"Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Travel and Tourism A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Travel and Tourism
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Travel and Tourism "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Travel and Tourism
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Travel and Tourism A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Travel and Tourism I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Travel and Tourism
"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Travel and Tourism "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Travel and Tourism I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Travel and Tourism
