Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Edessa A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Edessa
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Edessa The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Edessa
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Edessa What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Edessa
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Edessa Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Edessa
Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Edessa "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Edessa
"Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Edessa You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Edessa
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Edessa There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Edessa
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Edessa If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Edessa
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Edessa I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Edessa
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Edessa Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Edessa
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Edessa Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Edessa
