"It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Transportation There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Transportation
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Transportation If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Transportation
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Transportation I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Transportation
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Transportation "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Transportation
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Transportation Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Transportation
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Transportation "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Transportation
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Transportation Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Transportation
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Transportation Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Transportation
We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Transportation "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Transportation
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Transportation In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Transportation
All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Transportation I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Transportation
