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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Travel and Tourism Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Travel and Tourism Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Travel and Tourism "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Travel and Tourism Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Travel and Tourism
When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Travel and Tourism Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Travel and Tourism
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Travel and Tourism A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Travel and Tourism
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cćsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Travel and Tourism If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Travel and Tourism
Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Travel and Tourism I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Travel and Tourism
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Travel and Tourism One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Travel and Tourism
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Travel and Tourism Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Travel and Tourism