blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Physicians and Clinics A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Physicians and Clinics
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Physicians and Clinics Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Physicians and Clinics
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Physicians and Clinics Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Physicians and Clinics
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Physicians and Clinics And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Physicians and Clinics
blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Physicians and Clinics It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Physicians and Clinics
"Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Physicians and Clinics "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Physicians and Clinics
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Physicians and Clinics If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Physicians and Clinics
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Physicians and Clinics
At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Physicians and Clinics Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Physicians and Clinics
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Physicians and Clinics I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Physicians and Clinics
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Physicians and Clinics That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Physicians and Clinics
