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Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Baseball There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Baseball
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Baseball Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Baseball
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Baseball I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Baseball
Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Baseball It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Baseball
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Baseball I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Baseball
What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Baseball The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Baseball
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Baseball If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Baseball
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Baseball Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Baseball
"The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Baseball Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Baseball
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Baseball In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Baseball
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Baseball The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Baseball
