Apollon Kalamarias - In Thesaloniki, with information on the players, results and history.
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Football Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Football
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Football "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Football
"For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Football The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Football
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Football Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Football
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Football Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Football
blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Football Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Football
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Football If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Football
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Football In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Football
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Football When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Football
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Football Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Football
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Football There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Football
