Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Travel and Tourism We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Travel and Tourism Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Travel and Tourism
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Travel and Tourism Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Travel and Tourism
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Travel and Tourism Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Travel and Tourism
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Travel and Tourism
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Travel and Tourism
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Travel and Tourism "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Travel and Tourism
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
"Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Travel and Tourism There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Travel and Tourism
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Travel and Tourism
Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Travel and Tourism The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Travel and Tourism
