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"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Windsurfing History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Windsurfing
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Windsurfing "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Windsurfing
"Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Windsurfing "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Windsurfing
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Windsurfing Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Windsurfing
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Windsurfing "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Windsurfing
"I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Windsurfing "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Windsurfing
"Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Windsurfing "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Windsurfing
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Windsurfing "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Windsurfing
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Windsurfing No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Windsurfing
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Windsurfing Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Windsurfing
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Windsurfing If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Windsurfing