The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Real Estate In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
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-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Real Estate
There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Real Estate The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Real Estate
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Two souls with but a single thought,
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-- T.S. Eliot Real Estate
your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Real Estate The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
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-- Abraham Lincoln Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
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-- Harry S. Truman He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
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-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
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-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Real Estate
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
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-- Hyman Rickover The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Real Estate Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
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- Sir Winston Churchill "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Real Estate
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Real Estate "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Real Estate
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
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-- Rory Bremner "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
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- Albert Einstein Real Estate "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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-- Samuel Butler There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Real Estate It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Real Estate
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
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- Cicero I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Real Estate I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
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The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Real Estate
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Real Estate I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Real Estate
