Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Gambling Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Gambling
Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Gambling Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Gambling
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Gambling Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Gambling
All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Gambling "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Gambling
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Gambling "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Gambling
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Gambling I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Gambling
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Gambling Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Gambling
I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Gambling "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Gambling
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Gambling Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Gambling
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Gambling Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Gambling
I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Gambling If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Gambling
