I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Martial Arts Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Martial Arts
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Martial Arts Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Martial Arts
The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Martial Arts In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Martial Arts
Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Martial Arts The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Martial Arts
Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Martial Arts "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Martial Arts
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Martial Arts When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Martial Arts
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Martial Arts Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Martial Arts
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Martial Arts The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Martial Arts
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Martial Arts A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Martial Arts
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Martial Arts "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Martial Arts
"Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Martial Arts Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Martial Arts
