Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Volleyball Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Volleyball
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Volleyball When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Volleyball
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Volleyball "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Volleyball
Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Volleyball Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Volleyball
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Volleyball The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Volleyball
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Volleyball Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Volleyball
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Volleyball "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Volleyball
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Volleyball "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Volleyball
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Volleyball When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Volleyball
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Volleyball The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Volleyball
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Volleyball I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Volleyball
