There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Transportation Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Transportation
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Transportation "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Transportation
Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Transportation Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Transportation
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Transportation We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Transportation
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Transportation Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Transportation
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Transportation "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Transportation
When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Transportation "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Transportation
Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Transportation I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Transportation
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Transportation "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Transportation
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Transportation Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Transportation
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Transportation Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Transportation
