Museums in Crete - Museums and archaeological sites in Crete: addresses and opening hours.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Museums Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Museums
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Museums "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Museums
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Museums I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Museums
Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Museums What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Museums
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Museums Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Museums
"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Museums "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Museums
None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Museums A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Museums
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Museums You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Museums
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Museums I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Museums
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Museums He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Museums Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Museums
