KTEL Hanion - Public bus service connecting Hania, Rethymnon, Heraklion, and the villages of Southern Crete; includes timetables, road maps, information about the region.
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
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-- Bertrand Russell Buses Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Buses
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
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-- J. W. Eagan One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
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-- Abbie M. Dale Buses
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Buses I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Buses
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Buses He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Buses When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
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-- Howard Aiken Buses
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Buses "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Buses
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Buses What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Buses
"I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Buses If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Buses
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Buses "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Buses
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Buses Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Buses
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Buses In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Buses
