You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill East Macedonia and Thrace To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) East Macedonia and Thrace
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty East Macedonia and Thrace "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche East Macedonia and Thrace
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi East Macedonia and Thrace Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig East Macedonia and Thrace
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill East Macedonia and Thrace If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler East Macedonia and Thrace Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde East Macedonia and Thrace
A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton East Macedonia and Thrace "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) East Macedonia and Thrace
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara East Macedonia and Thrace Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils East Macedonia and Thrace
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n East Macedonia and Thrace An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows East Macedonia and Thrace
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) East Macedonia and Thrace Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. East Macedonia and Thrace
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) East Macedonia and Thrace My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder East Macedonia and Thrace
They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor East Macedonia and Thrace Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
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