The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Health "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Health
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Health Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Health
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Health A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Health
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Health Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Health
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Health He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Health
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Health I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Health
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Health True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Health
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Health "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Health
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Health A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Health
"Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Health No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Health
"Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Health "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Health
