In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Travel and Tourism
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
"One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Travel and Tourism Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Travel and Tourism
"Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Travel and Tourism Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Travel and Tourism
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Travel and Tourism Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Travel and Tourism
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Travel and Tourism Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Travel and Tourism Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Travel and Tourism
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Travel and Tourism Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Travel and Tourism Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Travel and Tourism
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Travel and Tourism You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Travel and Tourism
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Travel and Tourism "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Travel and Tourism
The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Travel and Tourism Marriage is a rest period between romances. Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
