Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Recreation and Sports I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Marriage is a rest period between romances. Recreation and Sports
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Recreation and Sports "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Recreation and Sports Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Recreation and Sports
"By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Recreation and Sports Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Recreation and Sports
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Recreation and Sports We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Recreation and Sports
I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Recreation and Sports Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Recreation and Sports
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Recreation and Sports "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Recreation and Sports
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Recreation and Sports
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Recreation and Sports Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Recreation and Sports
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Recreation and Sports "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Recreation and Sports
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Recreation and Sports Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Recreation and Sports
