I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Camps and Camping Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Camps and Camping
"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Camps and Camping "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Camps and Camping
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Camps and Camping "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Camps and Camping
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Camps and Camping A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Camps and Camping
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Camps and Camping Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Camps and Camping
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Camps and Camping The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Camps and Camping
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Camps and Camping blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Camps and Camping
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Camps and Camping What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Camps and Camping
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Camps and Camping "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Camps and Camping
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Camps and Camping Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Camps and Camping
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Camps and Camping When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Camps and Camping
