A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Transportation I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Transportation
"It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Transportation "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Transportation
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Transportation "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Transportation
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Transportation I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Transportation
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Transportation Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transportation
Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Transportation Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Transportation
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Transportation No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Transportation
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transportation Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Transportation
"Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Transportation You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Transportation
"Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Transportation Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Transportation
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Transportation "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Transportation
