Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Travel and Tourism It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Travel and Tourism The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Travel and Tourism
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Travel and Tourism "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Travel and Tourism Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Travel and Tourism
Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Travel and Tourism Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Travel and Tourism A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Travel and Tourism
"I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Travel and Tourism "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Travel and Tourism
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Travel and Tourism
Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Travel and Tourism An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Travel and Tourism
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Travel and Tourism I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Travel and Tourism
