If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Vocational and Technical Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Vocational and Technical
This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Vocational and Technical I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Vocational and Technical
"I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Vocational and Technical It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Man and wife make one fool. Vocational and Technical
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Vocational and Technical "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Vocational and Technical
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Vocational and Technical Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Vocational and Technical
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Vocational and Technical Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Vocational and Technical
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Vocational and Technical Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Vocational and Technical
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Marriage is a rest period between romances. I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Vocational and Technical The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Vocational and Technical
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Vocational and Technical "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Vocational and Technical
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Vocational and Technical There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Vocational and Technical
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Vocational and Technical 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Vocational and Technical
