"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Health He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Health
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Health Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Health
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Health The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Health
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Health "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Health A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Health
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Health Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Health
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Health Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Health
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Health The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
"It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Health The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Health
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Health Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Health
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Health Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Health
