Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Tennis Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Tennis
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Tennis Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tennis
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Tennis Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Tennis
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Tennis Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Tennis
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Tennis I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Tennis
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Tennis A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tennis
"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Tennis Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Tennis
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Tennis I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Tennis
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Tennis "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Tennis
We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Tennis I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Tennis
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Tennis There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Tennis
