Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Lodging "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Lodging
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Lodging "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Lodging
"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Lodging Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Lodging
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Lodging That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Lodging
"That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Lodging "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Lodging
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Lodging I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Lodging
"The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lodging "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Lodging
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Lodging Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Lodging
"Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Lodging If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Lodging
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Lodging "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Lodging
"I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Lodging Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Lodging
