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-- Chinese Proverb He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
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-- Countess of Blessington Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
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-- Margaret Atwood Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
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-- Winston Churchill A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
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-- Lana Turner Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
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-- H. L. Mencken "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Travel Agents Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
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-- Edward P. Tryon "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
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th The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
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- George Bernard Shaw Travel Agents Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
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"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
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People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
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-- David Mamet Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
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-- Erma Bombeck Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
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"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
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-- Luther Burbank, dying words Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
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My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
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-- Will Rogers He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
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-- Heywood Brown If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Travel Agents
My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Travel Agents All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
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-- August Strindberg Travel Agents
The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
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-- Robert G. Ingersoll "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) He who awaits much can expect little.
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