I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Real Estate Assassins!
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-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Real Estate
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
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-- E. W. Howe There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
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-- INDIRA Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Real Estate In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
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-- H. L. Mencken I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Real Estate "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Real Estate
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
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-- Harper Lee When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
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-- Virginia Woolf Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
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-- John Barrymore - last words Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Real Estate
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
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-- David Deckert Real Estate It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Real Estate
There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
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-- Fred Astaire Real Estate Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
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-- Martin Luther Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Real Estate
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
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-- Rainer Maria Rilke Real Estate A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
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-- Rainer Maria Ril Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
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-- H. L. Mencken Real Estate
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
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-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Real Estate When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
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-- Cynthia H He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Real Estate
He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Real Estate I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
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-- Unknown history student The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Real Estate
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
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- Mahatma Gandhi Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Real Estate "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
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-- Oscar Wilde Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Real Estate
If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
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-- Andre Norton Real Estate Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
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