"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
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- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Recreation and Sports A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
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-- James Stephens Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
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-- George Carlin Recreation and Sports
"The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Recreation and Sports Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
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War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Recreation and Sports Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
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-- Will Rogers The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Recreation and Sports
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
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th I would have made a good Pope.
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-- Milton Friedman Recreation and Sports
"Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
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--John Simon Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
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Than never to have loved at all.
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-- King George V Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
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There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
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-- Anon. My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
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-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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-- Robert Orben What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Recreation and Sports
"The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
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-- F. Scott Fitzgerald I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
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- Frank Lloyd Wright "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Recreation and Sports Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Recreation and Sports
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Art and science have their meeting point in method.
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-- Oscar Wilde I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
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-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Recreation and Sports
