"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Lodging Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Lodging
Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Lodging It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Lodging
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Lodging Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Lodging
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Lodging "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Lodging
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Lodging "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lodging
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Lodging Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Lodging
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Lodging Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Lodging
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Lodging Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Lodging
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Lodging My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) My other wife is beautiful. Lodging
Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Lodging "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Lodging
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Lodging Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Lodging
