No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Hotels The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Hotels
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Hotels Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Hotels
Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Hotels A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hotels
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Hotels Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Hotels
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Hotels When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Hotels
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Hotels Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Hotels
A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Hotels I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Hotels
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Hotels I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Hotels
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Hotels "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Hotels
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Hotels A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje May you never leave your marriage alive. Hotels
"The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Hotels "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hotels
