Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
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-- Helen Keller Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
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-- Howard Aiken "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Travel Agents Do or do not. There is no try.
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"Think off-center." (George Carlin) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
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-- Lewis Grizzard Travel Agents I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Travel Agents
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
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- Niels Bohr Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
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-- William Shakespeare A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
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- General Douglas MacArthur Travel Agents
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
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- Buckminster Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Travel Agents To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
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-- Jackie Gleason Travel Agents
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
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-- Abraham Lincoln Travel Agents Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
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-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
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-- Nanette Newman, British actress Travel Agents
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Travel Agents The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
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-- Groucho Marx "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Travel Agents
I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Travel Agents Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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-- Mae West Travel Agents
I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
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-- Seen on a bumper sticker As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
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-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
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-- William Jennings Bryant "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Travel Agents "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
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-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Travel Agents
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
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-- Tom Robbins Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Travel Agents I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
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-- Oscar Wilde Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Travel Agents
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
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-- Hen "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Travel Agents
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Travel Agents "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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