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Alderney - Official government site of the States of Alderney, featuring offshore finance, e-commerce, property and tourist information and local news.
Bell and Co. - Residential and commercial estate agents.
Gambling Control Commission - Gambling Control Commission in Alderney in the British Channel Islands
The Flora, Natural History and History of Alderney - Brian Bonnard introduces Alderney, gives a list of his publications on the flora and history of the Channel Island, a nature diary and notes on flora.
The World Travel Guide Online - Travel and general information for the island of Alderney.
Travel to Alderney - Travel to Alderney. Site contains details of sea and air connections, ferry services, boat charter, air charter, accommodation.
Alderney Tourism and Travel Board - All the information you need to travel to and holiday in the Island of Alderney.
Alderney Self Catering Island Holidays - Self Catering Island Holidays In Alderney
Island Computers - Alderney's locally owned computer and telecommunications company. Sales, installation, service and repairs in its own workshops on the island.
Alderney Hotels - Bellevue Hotel - Alderney Hotels - Bellevue Hotel, situated in the beautiful Channel Island of Alderney.
Farm Court - Farm Court offers Bed & Breakfast or Self-Catering holiday accommodation & tourist information for Alderney, Channel Islands.
Channel Islands Internet - Alderney based free ISP.
The Little Street Drop-In Centre - "Alderney's Antidote to Multi-Mediocrity" - Home of the Eulogy Series, Quotes from St. Anne's School and other irrelevance from the island of Alderney.
World Flag Database: Alderney - Geographical facts, flags and ensigns of Alderney
Alderney Methodist Church - Location - Butes. Mission policy statement, activities, history. Also home to a cybercafe.
Bonjour Guest House, Alderney - Situated in the cobbled High Street of St Anne, Alderney. Clean, comfortable Bed & Breakfast accommodation. Families,Anglers and other sporting groups welcome. Inclusive packages available from UK, Guernsey and Jersey.
"Virtual Adepts Website" - Website for Alderney-based Starsiege Tribes clan.
Alderney Angling - "Alderney Felix" charter. Describes the boat's specification, types of fishing and includes accommodation detail and links.
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