The Partnership - Offshore advertising agency. Describes services, includes a portfolio of campaigns and details offices in Guernsey, Jersey and the UK.
It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Advertising and Marketing We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Advertising and Marketing
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Advertising and Marketing Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Advertising and Marketing
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Advertising and Marketing Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Advertising and Marketing
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Advertising and Marketing "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Advertising and Marketing
Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Advertising and Marketing "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Advertising and Marketing
"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Advertising and Marketing Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Advertising and Marketing
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Advertising and Marketing Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Advertising and Marketing
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Advertising and Marketing To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Advertising and Marketing
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Advertising and Marketing "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Advertising and Marketing
blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Advertising and Marketing If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Advertising and Marketing
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Advertising and Marketing "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Advertising and Marketing
